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The iPad– “Thou shall have apps…

The much heralded announcement of the iPad brings with it profits (or prophets?) as well as naysayers.  Perhaps Steve Jobs should have dressed in long ropes, grew a long white beard and walked down to the stage with a view of the mountains in the background?  The scene might be further played out with the masses dancing around and worshipping the netbook, the new deity of computing.

Steve Jobs raises his two iPads and declares that he has heard the word of the almighty and has declared that these tablets are the new iReligion.  Then he declares that he alone will now lead them from their transgressions to the land of endless apps.

(Note to Mr. Jobs:  If I recall my bible studies it took Moses another 40 years to find the Promised Land)

The announcement of the iPad will cause debates, forecasts, and predictions of successes and/or doom.  One thing is clear; the iPad is Apple’s near-term answer to the netbook phenomenon .  According to eWeek, netbook sales topped 33M in 2009 and Acer predicts sales in excess of 50M in 2010.   Apple sells about 3M Macs a quarter.

The sub $300 price point of the netbook did create a new category of device.  A device that is intimately linked to the trend of cloud computing.  Netbooks are good at email and web browsing.  They are not great entertainment devices.

The iPad promises to be as good as netbooks in what they do well – email and browsing – and also be a fun personal entertainment device.  The iPad wisely brings along over 100K apps at launch from the iPhone/iTouch world.

The question that the iPad raises for me is – how many personal connected devices can one person have?

The emergence of the smart phone category (iPhone, Android, Symbian, Blackberry, Palm, Windows Mobile) has created the instant connectivity to email, web and apps.  These devices fit in your pocket , are reasonably robust, and cheap to buy.

The laptop category, as Steve Jobs pointed out in his keynote, is another version of mobile computing.  With the weight of laptops hitting 5lbs and below, and with desktop computing capability, they have become the standard for students and professionals

Netbooks have created a bridge between the two major device areas as a lightweight computing device.  Now, enter the iPad at a $499 pricepoint.  Will the iPad grow the mobile Internet market or cannibalize other sales?

My prediction is market cannibalization.

The smart phone market is secure and growing.  The basic functions of instant and multimodal communications are clear and a continued focal point of human need.

The laptop and netbook markets are likely to be the feeding ground of iPad sales.

But how and why?

The answer is personal cloud computing.  The more the consumer environment transforms from local storage and processing to cloud storage/computing with local display and data entry – the better the market environment will be for the iPad.   The Apple entry into personal cloud computing – MobileMe – has been less than compelling.  This is especially true as Google, and others,  offer many of the same capabilities for free.

The iPad equation still requires one more piece of the puzzle to reach the Promised Land.  Steve Jobs will have to climb the mountain again and come back with another divine revelation.

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Grateful Dead (People) – Pay for Ringtones, Forever!

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There were several human-interest stories in the mobile world last week.  The one that has to jump to the top of the list was reported by  Diane Mapes of MSNBC.  It seems that a new trend is for people to be buried with their cell phone, iPod and other tech gadgets. 

The article points out that this practice is as old as the ancient Pharaohs bringing their booty to the great beyond.   Some relatives have even gone as far as to continue to pay the phone bills of the deceased.  N0  “dead ringers” for this gang.  This got me thinking,

What a great idea for the ringtone subscription business!!  Sell a monthly subscription of $9.99 for a phone that is six feet under.  Talk about “Life” time value of a subscriber!

So, I just could not resist cranking up some “Grateful Dead” and producing the industries first top ten ringtones for or dearly departed’s phones.  With a little tongue in cheek , here we “go”.

Number 10:

“Casey Jones” By the Grateful Dead

There are several potential ringtone’s from this one song, here is the best:

Trouble ahead, lady in red,
Take my advice you’d be better off dead.
Switchman’s sleeping, train hundred and two is
On the wrong track and headed for you.

Number 9:

“Hello, Goodbye” By the Beatles

“You say yes, I say no
You say stop and I say go go go, oh no
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello hello
I don’t know why you say goodbye, I say hello
Hello hello
I don’t know why you say goodbye, I say hello”

Number 8:

“Kiss me through the Phone” by Soulja Boy

Girl you know I miss you
I just wanna kiss you
But I can’t right now so baby kiss me thru the phone
(kiss me thru the phone)
See you later on..
Kiss me thru the phone
(kiss me thru the phone)
See you when I get home

She call my phone like
(da da dadadada da da dadadada da da..)
We on the phone like
(da da dadadada da da dadadada da da..)
We taking pics like
(da da dadadada da da dadadada da da..)
She dial my number like
(da da dadadada da da dadadada da da..)

Six seven eight triple nine eight two one two
(678) 999-8212

Number 7:

“Yesterday”  By The Beatles

Yesterday,
All my troubles seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they’re here to stay,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Number 6:

Break on Through to the Other Side” by the Doors

You know the day destroys the night
Night divides the day
Tried to run
Tried to hide
Break on through to the other side
Break on through to the other side
Break on through to the other side, yeah

Number 5:

“No Air” – By Jordan Sparks and Chris Brown

[Jordin]
If I should die before I wake
It’s cause you took my breath away
Losing you is like living in a world with no air, oh

[Chris]
I’m here alone, didn’t wanna leave
My heart won’t move, it’s incomplete
Wish there was a way that I can make you understand

Number 4:

Viva La Vida – By ColdPlay

I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy’s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
“Now the old king is dead! Long live the king

Number 3:

“Only the Good Die Young”   by Billy Joel

They say there’s a heaven for those who will wait
Some say it’s better but I say it ain’t
I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
the Sinners are much more fun…

you know that only the good die young
oh woah baby
i tell ya
only the good die young,

Number 2:

“Stairway to Heaven” –  by Led Zepplin

(Ringtone is the song Intro)

And my top ringtone for calling departed loved ones is…..

“Help!”  -by  The Beatles

Many possibilities for ringtone hooks in this song!

Help, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, help.

While this was just for “phun”  – don’t be surprised if you see a list like this marketed on the Internet by some ringtone company!

If you want to add to this list – just add them to my comment section

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Truth – better than Fiction

There are times when we can have a completely and seemingly normal and logical conversation in the context of mobile technology that, if you stop and think, would have you locked up in a mental institution a couple of years ago.  Let me explain:

 

I was sitting ay my desk this morning, minding my own business when I get phone call from a family member.  For the purposes of keeping this person’s identity anonymous    I will randomly call her “Wife”.  The conversation went something like this:

 

“Hello dear, how are you?”

 

“Fine, what’s up?”

 

“I’ve lost my phone, can you call me back so that I can find it?”

 

“Sure, no problem”

 

I then called the exact number that had just called me.

 

A couple of  rings later “Wife” answers.

 

“Thanks hon, you’re the best, have a good day”

 

“Bye”

 

It all makes perfect sense.  If you can figure out why – send me a comment in the blog.  I will think of a prize for the best explanation.

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